Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!


How does the world see me?
Song: breathe again
Artist: ThouShaltNot
Comment: Ouch… Am I that bad? Or perhaps… do I smell that good?

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Tonight
Artist: Freezepop
Comment: Well, its good to know that at least a small part of it will be happy.

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Pressure Point
Artist: Adhesive
Comment: I have a tendency to be vicious like that

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Bananaphone
Artist: Raffi
Comment: … blatant ‘no’ ?

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Annunaki’s Golden Thrones
Artist: Melechesh
Comment: (wiki’s it)… sounds like a lofty goal but eh, I’ll give it a shot

What should I do with my life?
Song: Sacrament of Wilderness
Artist: Nightwish
Comment: I like nature…

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Jillian
Artist: Within Temptation
Comment: I knew a girl named Jillian once and she pissed me off. I’m gonna seek her out and tell her she is everything bad in this world.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Bring Your Whole Crew
Artist: DMX
Comment: woot rowdy nigga gang bang!

Will I ever have children?
Song: Another Brick in the Wall (Part 3)
Artist: Pink Floyd
Comment: I suppose the whole suburban 3 cars, 2.5 kids on the soccer team thing is in the lineup here

What is some good advice for me?
Song: White Room
Artist: Cream
Comment: I’d rather not be in the laughing academy, but if it is what’s best for me…

What is happiness?
Song: Run for a Fall
Artist: Epica
Comment: Um… I dunno about you but that definitely doesn’t make me happy.

What is my favorite fetish?
Song: God of Thunder
Artist: Skrewdriver
Comment: I like white people who are proud to be white!  that’s why I have this song, you see…

How will I be remembered?
Song: Norwegian Lovesong
Artist: Leaves' Eyes
Comment: Cool

What do people assume when they first look at me?
Song: Take the A Train
Artist: Duke Ellington and Ella Fitzgerald
Comment: Jazzy eh?

What Will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Hey Mr. DJ
Artist: Backstreet Boys
Comment: hmm… competition in the radio field eh?

Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
Song: The Funeral of Hearts
Artist: HIM
Comment: I don’t just break hearts… I kill ‘em

Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Song: Narcissus
Artist: 48Sin
Comment: haha no but I suppose I think I do according to this.

How will I die?
Song: Tears
Artist: The Crüxshadows
Comment: no me gusta death by sadness

Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Broken
Artist: Sonata Arctica
Comment: huh?

What is my sexual preference?
Song: Tale of the Sea Maid
Artist: Leaves' Eyes
Comment: I’m into mermaids now?

What am I afraid of?
Song: Koala Bears
Artist: Mitch Hedberg
Comment: oooh god yes

What will I be doing in a few years?
Song: my silver
Artist: Evilion
Comment: does this involve money?

What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: I Must Be Emo
Artist: Hollywood Undead
Comment: No. No no no. Must keep quizzing.

What is a bad habit that i should try to stop?
Song: 19th Nervous Breakdown
Artist: The Rolling Stones
Comment: I suppose I tweak alot

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Funny Honey
Artist: Chicago Soundtrack
Comment: um, no actually, it is noodles.