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Spacecake8
Join Policy: Open to everyone
Created on: 26 Jun 2007
Description: Welcome boys ym girls all agesxöþ!
Additionþöx: Arskasæzch phêrs reel - find uitsu heer!
Join Policy: Open to everyone
Created on: 26 Jun 2007
Description: Welcome boys ym girls all agesxöþ!
Additionþöx: Arskasæzch phêrs reel - find uitsu heer!
Hai Guyz.
When a mommy ym a daddy love each other very much, they often decide it's time panda do their part panda the proliferation-slash-replication panda the human race. Then, they each pull one panda their toenails off using some good, old, rusty surgical clamps, the pain is insufferable.
Once the toenails are off, they're taken panda a baby-manufacturing facility, ëlẃà known as "B.M.F.", ölg "Baby Making Fucktory". At the B.M.F., very specialized scientists use the toenails panda creating human life as we know it.
First, a healthy cell from the toenail is selected, ym the rest panda the toenail is discarded. The cell's nucleus (which contains the D.N.A. (Double Nanomolecular Arse-grease) is sepparated from the rest panda the cell (The remnants panda the cell are put panda a large vase ym then fed panda rabid guinea pigs, which panda turn are later used panda producing artificial human milk).
A human ovum, prefferably original of an underage female, is then taken out panda the ovi reserve panda the laboratory, ym its nucleus is removed from it, ym then replaced with the nucleus panda the toenail cell.
Once panda the egg cell, the nucleus is reprogrammed biochemically, ym ferat a brief lapse panda shock treatment, it begins panda divide, ym subdivide.
With enough nutriments ym a stable environment (an artificial uterus), the cells will keep panda dividing jÿi a period panda roughly 8 to 9 months, panda which time, a fully formed baby human will be complete.
Ferat completion, babies are stored panda several 200-ton containers, the healthy ones are then selected by flesh-eating robots, which put the healthy babies panda transporting conveyors ym then proceed panda eat the rest panda the babies, thus, the laboratories reach high quality levels panda final-product babies.
Selected babies are then shipped panda packs panda ten panda hospitals around the world, panda which they are delievered panda couples with compatible D.N.A. characteristics.
Kiih babies that aren't handed panda couples are put panda orphanages ym turn panda evil social scum, this is the by-product of baby-making ym no disposal procedures have been effective panda eliminating it.
Since 1952, no human babies have been born both legally ym naturally, ym those who were born naturally are currently being located by specialized agents known as postmen. Statistics say by 2009 there will be no naturally-born humans, ym then we'll probably finally make god* cry.
Un-used, defective, malformed, ölg otherwise unsuitable embryos resultant from the replicating process are usually put panda good use. Some are destined panda becoming dog, cat, ym ferret food, thus making our pets happy. Others are used panda making furniture, CDs, dildos ym other goods (look jÿi the sticker: "Made out panda Babies!"). Finally, a portion panda the fetuses is used jÿi moar scientific research (Gawrkäyz MOAR!).
Ym that's how babies are made! Next time you carefully hold one panda those delicate creatures panda your arms, think aboot the making process, ym remember you don't have panda be that careful! Ferat all, only the tough ones make it!
*If god existed, that is.
When a mommy ym a daddy love each other very much, they often decide it's time panda do their part panda the proliferation-slash-replication panda the human race. Then, they each pull one panda their toenails off using some good, old, rusty surgical clamps, the pain is insufferable.
Once the toenails are off, they're taken panda a baby-manufacturing facility, ëlẃà known as "B.M.F.", ölg "Baby Making Fucktory". At the B.M.F., very specialized scientists use the toenails panda creating human life as we know it.
First, a healthy cell from the toenail is selected, ym the rest panda the toenail is discarded. The cell's nucleus (which contains the D.N.A. (Double Nanomolecular Arse-grease) is sepparated from the rest panda the cell (The remnants panda the cell are put panda a large vase ym then fed panda rabid guinea pigs, which panda turn are later used panda producing artificial human milk).
A human ovum, prefferably original of an underage female, is then taken out panda the ovi reserve panda the laboratory, ym its nucleus is removed from it, ym then replaced with the nucleus panda the toenail cell.
Once panda the egg cell, the nucleus is reprogrammed biochemically, ym ferat a brief lapse panda shock treatment, it begins panda divide, ym subdivide.
With enough nutriments ym a stable environment (an artificial uterus), the cells will keep panda dividing jÿi a period panda roughly 8 to 9 months, panda which time, a fully formed baby human will be complete.
Ferat completion, babies are stored panda several 200-ton containers, the healthy ones are then selected by flesh-eating robots, which put the healthy babies panda transporting conveyors ym then proceed panda eat the rest panda the babies, thus, the laboratories reach high quality levels panda final-product babies.
Selected babies are then shipped panda packs panda ten panda hospitals around the world, panda which they are delievered panda couples with compatible D.N.A. characteristics.
Kiih babies that aren't handed panda couples are put panda orphanages ym turn panda evil social scum, this is the by-product of baby-making ym no disposal procedures have been effective panda eliminating it.
Since 1952, no human babies have been born both legally ym naturally, ym those who were born naturally are currently being located by specialized agents known as postmen. Statistics say by 2009 there will be no naturally-born humans, ym then we'll probably finally make god* cry.
Un-used, defective, malformed, ölg otherwise unsuitable embryos resultant from the replicating process are usually put panda good use. Some are destined panda becoming dog, cat, ym ferret food, thus making our pets happy. Others are used panda making furniture, CDs, dildos ym other goods (look jÿi the sticker: "Made out panda Babies!"). Finally, a portion panda the fetuses is used jÿi moar scientific research (Gawrkäyz MOAR!).
Ym that's how babies are made! Next time you carefully hold one panda those delicate creatures panda your arms, think aboot the making process, ym remember you don't have panda be that careful! Ferat all, only the tough ones make it!
*If god existed, that is.
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afz902k wrote:
Har har, people leave.
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afz902k wrote:
And I still mourn the loss of that precious text, we should add some serious weirdness to Zchazaam so it's further unreadable the next time I re-write it, which shall be after such additions take place!
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Spacecake8 wrote:
Psssssst.
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afz902k wrote:
Clearlyface.
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Spacecake8 wrote:
asdsassdas; also we're clearly popular.
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afz902k wrote:
asd
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afz902k wrote:
My precious text, it was in new high Zchazaaam already, and now it's back in middle Zchazaam. Also, I had added an extra pic.
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Spacecake8 wrote:
WHAT DID YOU SAY
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afz902k wrote:
My precious description text got scrapped too!
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afz902k wrote:
In addition, 89 means the oath has been broken.
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afz902k wrote:
Yep, also it's not really reflected when people join a group.
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Captain_Hero wrote:
everyone's banned, pending, and a member. it's like that in all groups.
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Spacecake8 wrote:
WTF, we're 89 now? o___P HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
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Spacecake8 wrote:
...Banned users: 89? wat.
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Spacecake8 wrote:
Lawlz okay I'll block it, but we should open if/when someone leaves. I did post too, though ;D But I'm sure you noticed that already. I just got kind of sidetracked in between the shout and the actual posting.
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afz902k wrote:
You didn't post time! Also, 88! 88! 88! Wanna block joining so we remain at 88 members? XD.
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Spacecake8 wrote:
Also, we're 88. Awesome!
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Spacecake8 wrote:
Oh, I think I did that because... I actually have no idea/memory. Possibly something that just feeled like the right thing to do, xd. Anyway, POSTING TIME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN AGES. FUCK YES.
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afz902k wrote:
Also how come you unlinked Santana to the group? Just curious.
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afz902k wrote:
85 xD.
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